did you miss bike week 07.. heres a recap!

show slide shows for ya...

the bikes:

the cars:

all smiles:

the fukkery:

and some videos for good measure:

wipe me down 1 & 2

and ahhh yes....pattersons finest lol

A Dangerfield Manifesto: A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 05/27/07

A Dangerfield Manifesto: A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 05/27/07

A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 05/27/07

How is everyone? I have started pushing our promo campaign a little harder now. We have the logo done and a couple of promotional materials I would like feedback on. Tell me what you think. I need to see everyones opinion. It is something I think we can all enjoy.

Besides what you see up there take a look at the rejected logos.... The one that looks Japanese and you see on the promo materials is the final version.

I'm actually enjoying this ride...as maybe the sequel could be part of the proccess Of getting this book done with all the drama I continue to live in....I did a song that said " I live My Life Like A Movie" and never before has that rang so true.....

My editor has quit on me so I am in search of a new one who can get the job done. Anyone who knows me knows that working under me is rough...my demands are high, but I reward those who come through. But whatever life goes on and it's only what we make it.

I'm going to leave you today with a poem featured in

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Conclusions..

I’ve came to one conclusion amid this mass confusion
The harder I try to win at love the more I end up losing
My faith and confidence in what is wrong and what is right
How come every woman who is attracted to me is no where near my type?
Maybe I do attract my type but when they are around I don’t speak my mind
Why do I continue to look so far into the future with every find?
I dream
Of a relationship that might not exist
Where the devotion can be felt by the simplicity of a kiss on the lips
Where the passion can be absorbed by the effortless phrase” good morning baby”
There is such a fine line between being in love and being labeled crazy
I’ve came to one conclusion as I struggle to comprehend

Am I asking too much that my wife be my best friend?

A Dangerfield Manifesto Coming Winter 2007

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Gumbo Jones & Miss Pupusa DVD Review 5/23/07

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Gumbo Jones & Miss Pupusa DVD Review 5/23/07

A Dangerfield Manifesto: GREAT NEWS

A Dangerfield Manifesto: GREAT NEWS

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Introduction of Ms.MyMoney

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Introduction of Ms.MyMoney

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Pupusas & Gumbo Movie Review May 14, 2007

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Pupusas & Gumbo Movie Review May 14, 2007

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Pupusas & Gumbo Review of 28 Days Later

A Dangerfield Manifesto: Pupusas & Gumbo Review of 28 Days Later

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GREAT NEWS

Guess what people!!!!!!!!,

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Be sure to check book stores this summer!!

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“Oh. . .Oh…my GOOOOOODDDDD!!!”

Another mind blowing orgasm courtesy of the most talented man I had ever met. Adonis was one of those guys who had the ability to touch you and set places on your body that you didn’t even know you had on fire. I’ve never checked, but I’m sure in the dictionary, Webster’s has this mans picture next the entry for “Latin Lover”. At 27 years old, six feet five inches tall, with a body of an ancient god, and eyes that would qualify as the lightest shade of hazel known to man- he certainly lived up to his name. Light skinned men had never been my thing, let alone Puerto Ricans, but for him- fuck it. He could be purple for all I cared. His skills were second to none.

I had met Adonis at the automatic car wash last summer. He was putting the finishing touches on my Super Kiss wash and shine. The stars must have lined up because I never even pay any mind to everyday people like that, but the sun caught those eyes and I was immediately hooked. Have you ever had someone not only undress you, but completely ravish you with their eyes? Well take that feeling and multiply it by five. In the thirty seconds I had him in my view before he started my tires, every hair on my body stood at attention wanting to just touch him. What came over me when I decided that for a tip, he was getting my business card and a quick flash of that hot pink G-string under my skirt was is anyone’s guess. I’ve never been the daring type, and I pulled away thinking to myself that I had lost my mind. I was married. My daughters’ booster seat was strapped into the back of the new Benz I got as a tenth anniversary present the month before. I handed him the card with the very same hand that held the three carat diamond and platinum band that my husband, Will, had put there symbolizing our lifetime commitment. Sure I was bored, even curious about what else was out there, but I would never cheat on husband.

Or at least that’s what I told myself as I pulled on the expressway toward the West side on my way home. Only in a city as small as Rochester could a drive to the other side of town take less than twenty minutes in rush hour traffic. It was times like these that I wished we lived in a city bigger than a minute. As much as I loved my husband, my family and my life in general, lately I couldn’t help but feel smothered, wanting more. At least if we lived somewhere with some tiny bit of anonymity, I could handle those little passing desires without thought that Will would be notified before I could pull my panties back up.

Don’t get me wrong, Will is everything any woman could ever want in a husband, father and provider. I worked purely because I loved it, not out of any need. I had a beautiful home in the neighborhood he grew up in and we both loved, and any want or need I could come up with was either met before I could ask or before I could even fix my mouth to get an attitude about not getting it. I guess that’s the downside to having a husband that seems to worship the ground you walk on. It takes a special type of person to have that kind of attention to detail and not get spoiled to the point of distraction. Until recently, I thought I was that kind of person. As it turns out, I guess I’m not. I guess it’s true what they say, you never really know people.

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i dont pump with chicks like that

hello again, its jasmine.. just wanted to leave you with a few more choice words of wisdom. since my last contribution was aimed at the fellas, this lesson will be for the ladies. as always, don't take it personal, unless you're offended- in that case, i'm probably talking to you. and one more thing... i would like to thank my sponsor- " A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon to a bookstore near you.

so you don't get along with other chicks, right?


BULLSHIT!

i'm here to bring you the truth.. the truth is other chicks don't like YOU. just accept it.
now i know that's kinda hard to pallet for some, but let me explain a little further. have a seat, this may take a minute...

lets start with terminology:
-girls: young in mind, physical age or both. girls worry about what others do, how it affects them, why it affects them, etc. nothing wrong with being a girl- but accept that shit and if you want it to change, then do something
chicks: my general term- doesn't mean girls or women... just the easy way to not say one or the other
women: these are the grown members of the gender... not particularly worried about what you do, because they have more focus on what they are doing. may be young or old- but either way they are on that grown stuff, not the pettiness. by grown, yes i mean mature.. you'll see 60 y/o ladies in church hats talkin shit like they are better than somebody... grown- of course, mature- nope, they are in their second childhood (or sadly, some never grew out of the first one)

"i don't chill with females like that" is a CLASSIC PHRASE. there are 2 reasons to use it:
1- you're too young to realize that if you want grown female friends, you have to be grown and seek out others like you;
2- you are a fake bitch and grown woman around you don't participate with you, so you hate on them.
anyone who says that and is over the age of 21 falls into the second category.

now.. on to the topic at hand- the truth about why you don't get along with other chicks. now pay attention: its not them- its you. now i'm not for one moment trying to say that they don't have their own issues... but lets be real- what in the HELL does that got to do with YOU and how you live your life?
lets all stand and repeat the classic phrase (yes, stand up now) "WHAT YOU EAT DON'T MAKE ME SHIT".
its true- i promise you. the color of that chicks hair, while amusing, possibly unprofessional or *gasp* better than yours has nothing, i say NOTHING to do with you or anything associated with you- unless you want to do it to. in that case, compliment the chick, call your stylist, and keep it moving.
females kill me with this talking 'shit issue' many of us seem to have. yeah, we all laugh and joke at times, but if you can spend an hour (shit, more than 10 minutes) and the only thing you have to say is negative shit about other people, then you, my dear,sweet GIRL need a damn life. nothing to talk about? then carry your ass to the museum, a show, go on vacation, read a book, watch the discovery channel, CNN, volunteer, donate blood, get a dog, read your kid a book- something, ANYTHING. because you are a boring ass person.

now i will admit, that horrid mess has come out of my mouth... and at the time, i was still young, impressionable and thought that all women acted like chicken heads, backstabbers, gossipers, etc... so i didn't want to be around that. little did i know the reason that is all i saw was because i chose to surround myself with people that weren't about shit. as i got older, i realize that yes, some people are just like that and its my choice to have only real, live, on they grown woman shit, bitches around me.
do we talk everyday? no.. we get our hustle on. who has time to gossip on the phone ALL day?
do we hate on each other? no.. we know we all fly and we will tell (out of love) each other if someone isn't stepping right or if there are a dumb ass move about to be made.
do we talk about decisions someone makes/ is about to make behind their back? nope, you get an opinion the first time its brought up, from that point on, the decision and the aftermath is on you (tho, we will be there for each other if there is a fallout). gossip on the back end does nothing but take up time that could be used on real grown women stuff
that's what REAL friends (male or female) do. you get what you give people!

now there are a few exceptions to this rule....
-you find a bitch in your bed with your man.. then by all means.. beat her (and his) ass.. do it quickly before the cops get called and regain your composure before they get there. you're a lady lets remember and ladies win in court. get it together.
-you get the ever popular 'teeth suckin' or 'she think she cute' BS- that you hear directly. in that case, you can break formation MOMENTARILY with ONE snide remark if its really that serious. my favorite is to reply with "is this your shirt?". (you'll get it in a minute. if you don't, refer to the definition of a girl) .a remark you have to think about is a pretty safe bet that a girl will need a minute to regroup, allowing you to K.I.M. and i do mean K.I.M.- do you really have time to sit there and argue? if you do... then see the advice i gave the girls- you need a reminder. if you hear it on the back end- guess what? you are that much of the shit fora girl to feel like her time is better spent on you instead of herself and consider yourself lucky

so, in short, anyone that says "i don't pump with bitches, they are fake" is really telling you "real bitches don't pump with me because i'm not grown yet"
please, for all of our sakes, be a real bitch on your grown woman shit


enjoy life ladies!! and don't forget:" A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon to a bookstore near you.

Gumbo Jones & Miss Pupusa DVD Review 5/23/07

Keith and Johnny say

" Gavin Newsom was Right...We want to be together...forever...if men can wear pink, then it is ok that we shop at the Mac Store for mascara and lipstick...we love to hug and kiss!!"



Please Stop celabrating Halloween in San Francisco's Castro District... Nightimes in Oakland are full of Adventure











It's MovieTime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Gumbo Jones!!!!

And I'm Miss Pupusa!!!!!

Welcome to our First "Classic DVD Review"

We would first like to thank our most gracious Sponsor : " A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming Soon To A Bookstore near you.

Gumbo: We will be reviewing The Cult Classic Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


MISS PUPUSA: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.

Gumbo :I did not....


Directed by
Gore Verbinski

Starring
Johnny Depp Geoffrey Rush Orlando Bloom

Keira "I'm too Sexxxy for this movie" Knightley Jack Davenport and Jonathan Pryce

Distributed by
Walt Disney Pictures yes... I know they did Snow Dogs, Piglet's Big Movie, and White Fang 2 But this you can still watch even though your bad ass kids will love it!!!

Miss Pupusa : and they cousins..........

Gumbo : Well I GIVE THIS MOVIE...Somebody ate all my crab......

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!!

Gumbo : Anyways................ The movie starts off with a man in some makeup flirting with these guards so he can steal a boat....

the sexxxy asss white girl falls in the water trying to commit suicide because of her overbearing boyfriend.

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!! It didn't go like that!!!!

Gumbo :Is This my time??? I belive it is my time too shine, you will get your chance...Anyways, after this part Miss Pupusas little furture chinese food dog kept barking at me and trying to drink my liqour so it was hard too pay attention..

Miss Pupusa: Whatever!!!

Gumbo: so by the end of the movie that I WAS ALREADY BORED OUT OF MY MIND WITH... I seen skeletons fighting and a man running on an island....very much lamo to the tenth power...I became so bored with it, I decided to get on myspace to pick up sexxxy as white girls!!!

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!!

Here is the real DVD Review


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

With sexy Johnny Depp





Handsome Orlando Bloom





I give this movie 4 pupusas.




Got to start by saying that Johnny Depp is fucken great. I love his acting.





What i love about this movie is the character he plays of course.





Drunk'n pirate. His whole get-up is good. Love the way he talks, walks, runs, and all the great face expressions he makes.





Gumbo :Don't forget that Sexxy White Girl





MISS PUPUSAS: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.







Orlando was great too. Sweet, sensitive, kind, hard working. Always doing the right thing.



I have an intriguing question though.





"What the hell was up in the old days? " who the hell said that wearing them old curly white wigs was cute? and are you only allowed to wear them at a certain age? I just dont get them and dont really find them cute or attractive.

Gumbo:You neeed money to buy a good wig...it was like having a big chain with lots of diamonds.



Miss Pupusa :Overall, the movie has action, there is a lot of chasing, running, drunk pirates, enough of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom to constantly smile about! There are a lot of sword fights and there are actually some funny parts in the movie.








Gumbo: Didnt you fall a sleep too?? in the middle of the day??


MISS PUPUSAS: i fell asleep too, but i had seen this movie before and i own it. Gumbo jones, you fell asleep and was your first time watching it period.











If you have not watched it, do so. Good pirate entertainment.

Gumbo: Once again We would like to thank our Gracious Sponsor : "A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming soon to a Bookstore near you.

Till the next time we will make sure we will see a movie worth watching as this is a movie you put on when you trying to get some action....sexual action....or you trying to put the kids too sleep cause only a fool would like this movie....

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo you fell asleep!!!!

Gumbo : Somebody is feeling real emotional today...hmmm that hot latina blood in you

till next time people.........Holla

A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 5/18/07

Hello world...












Just giving an update of the progress of my beloved book
" A Dangerfield Manifesto",I've come to a realization that I am going to have to make personal apperances (Ugh) and also there is a strong possibility I may have to perform again..Marketing tells me not only will I have to do interviews, but I will also have to pull the publicity truck a I'm the only one who can complete my vision, ecspecially with the PR campaign I have implemented....I like to talk but I'm so moody that I am sure i'm bound to say something that will ruffle a few feathers...ecspecially being the arrogant asshole that is my core being. I actually am shy and have to get back in the hustle of doing something other than backroom politics such as gettin people fired and attacking my enemies...I am such a firm believer in the Allied Forces....It is so much the American Way....anyway

Like I said this book is pretty much one big ramble as at first I said "I am just going to write whatever comes into my head". Thinking from the outside perspective I wonder what would make me write a book?? I’m just a man who never really achieved the heights I should have, what could an underachiever have to offer the world? Well my life has been pretty eventful, and inspired by Alex Haley’s Roots, I want to examine my life. I want to examine the impact people around me and also how I impact their lives. So many ideals, so many stories.. I have partied with the rich and the poor, I’ve developed some lasting yet puzzling relationships with women across this country…Never been the sex symbol, not tall, not in the best physical shape but I guess I have that extra something that develops loyalty. Probably because of my intense loyalty to my people. At the conclusion of this book (provided I don’t die while in the process of writing it) I might not even have those same relationships. We may grow closer or they may decide that my complete honesty is no longer bearable. Who knows… I did say that this book is part therapy.
Till the next time...what I want to keep embedded in your head is... " A Dangerfield Manifesto" is coming soon to a bookstore near you....

you have no game

let me first introduce myself- this is jasmine, your friendly neighborhood jane of all trades. i'm here to tell you wants really up and may stop in from time to time to hold class. no,i dont have a teaching degree, but the nuggets left here cant be taught in the best of best universities, so pay attention ...I would also like to thank my Sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon to a bookstore near you.


sweeties, let me talk to you for a minute... there's a reason you are forever chasing and getting no where. quite simply, YOU HAVE NO GAME. yes, just like Craigs mama said- you have no game. so sit back, open your ears and let me help you. see there are rules, no commandments- in other words, if/ when you break them, you are fucked ( or not fucked, as this situations may be) in the interest of the short attention spans, i've cut the standard 10 down to 6 (no particular order), now pay attention!

1. so you bought me a drink (dinner, a move, a show, etc)? ok, great, thanks i appreciate it..but that is not game. that doesnt mean that you get to stalk me to the bathroom, the dancefloor, my car, ihop for breakfast or anywhere else for that matter. it doesnt entitle you to head on the dancefloor, invite you to touch me in anyway or any other such variation of the sort. you want all that, buy the chickenhead thats ass up, face down on the dance floor a drink- better yet, save your $7- she cant drink and cumguzzle simulataniously anyway.

2. apperance. check this out- a woman doesnt care if Denzel himself steps out the tv in his boxers a la Ricochet. brush your damn teeth! especially them gold joints (not for me, but some chicks like them) hot, stank breath and layers of yellowed tarter film on your joints is NOT whats hot in the streets. dirt under your fingernails in the midst of you trying to touch the na na- HELL NO (see research- thats one cause of that fishy smell y'all love to complain about) that 17XL white tee that would qualify as a floor length gown on me is not fashion. that salty tartness radiating from your nuts may get some women hyper SOMETIMES, but wearing it to work or the club is not at all attractive. in order to say you have any inkling of game, you dont have to be gq all the time, but you must have some decent sense in personal style and hygiene. (or at least be willing to shut the hell up, give me your credit card and let me play dress up on you until you can pretend that you actually put in the work to make yourself presentable)

3. hook yourself up. dont ask a friend of a friend of a friend, etc to do your legwork for you. what are we? 10? damn, cant even get a 'check yes or no box' note anymore. not my job to talk you up, get the scoop on if someone likes you or put in a good word. if you missed your chance -shame on you for not capitalizing when you had a chance. now get resourceful and find what it is you want or shut up and move on. we outnumber you anyway.

4. multiple women. the worst thing any man that claims he has game can do is get his women confused or let them cross paths (unless you are super G and they all know about eachother and dont care/wont cause drama- BUT trust me, you're not that G) now i'm not condoning this behavior, but damn it if thats what it is, then remember the bitches names, where you were what night and what event you went to with which chick. if you have to take notes to do this, you arent qualified to play this game because one of them will always find the cheat sheet and then they ALL know because the 'stop snitching' movement does not apply to sharing dick. oh- and WRAP IT UP. trust if you creeping, she may not know for sure, but her gut is telling her to throw those bcbg's in the air for someone else (and she IS doing so)

5. pussy- yeah thats mine, not yours. unless you are doing what you got to do to get your named stamped on it (or in some of your cases, penciled in). we dont owe you pussy, you arent entilited to it because you managed to leak out some indecipherable string of syllables that you thought was a compliment . FINESSE men, FINESSE! think goldie in the mack- NO, you are not goldie- and i'm not suggesting that you view yourself as a pimp or women as pros- but at least that nigga put the time in to get what he wanted. we know you are full of shit- but at least make it sound good. remember, we choose you- not the other way around, no matter how good your game is.

6. research. lets be clear- 7/10 times cosmo, elle, redbook and the like are full of shit. 9/10 times your homies are too. you need to sit down with your sister, mother, auntie....basically any woman you trust and get the real deal. yes, i can throw a leg or 2 behind my head if you're hooking it up right, but i'm not an acrobat on command. yes, your limp dick dance while you stand on the bed is cute and funny sometimes, buts not something you should do too soon or often. yes, i like getting flowers- but dead limp flowers from the club @ 2am will not get you head. yes, foreplay is great- but lil mama down there is senstive and you should get rid of those hangnails and get the dirt out from under them. yes, we are independent, but some of us still know how to take care of a man AND handle business without breaking a sweat and expect that you still know what chivelry is and how to take care of a woman.

now this is not to say you cant do all of this and still have some poor woman appreciate and reciprocate. but do you really want that woman? what i am saying that there is a certian level of finesse involved that some dont seem to understand. and of course, you can do all of this and get a chickenhead- but refer to #4- you REALLY want that? nope nope nope

And once again I would like to thank my sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon a to a bookstore near you.

Pupusas & Gumbo Review of 28 Days Later

OJ Simpson Says " I love the kids....and White Girls Too. Please stop buying your Oranges from the Street Corners in Oakland, Floridas Oranges are Juicier."

Gumbo :It's Movietime!!!!!!!!

Miss Pupusa : I'm baaack! Yet another movie i would like to express some feelings on.

Gumbo :We are back with our World Famous Reviews....

Miss Pupusa :But First We would like to thank our most generous Sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming Soon To a Bookstore Near You.

Gumbo : Movie: 28 Weeks Later

Genres:
Science Fiction/Fantasy, Suspense/Horror, Thriller and Sequel

Running Time:
1 hr. 31 min.
Release Date:

May 11th, 2007 (wide)
MPAA Rating:

R for strong violence and gore, language and some sexuality/nudity. For Sexy Asss White Girl looking bored ontop of some man!!!!

Distributors:
20th Century Fox Distribution...Yes the same people Who brought you entertainment such as Home Alone 4 and Fat Albert ...The Movie...but we'll give them a break this time...

Miss Pupusa : They did do Star Wars

Miss Pupusa :

Starring:
Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau Jr, Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne, Catherine McCormack

Gumbo : I honestly don't know who any of these people are

Directed by:
Juan Carlos "I want some Horchata" Fresnadillo

Miss Pupusa: "oohh i got plenty of that!"

Produced by:
Alex Garland, Danny Boyle, Andrew Macdonald

Gumbo : I give this movie 4 bowls of Gumbo but no Hen

I actually seen this twice, once with my son, then I went on a date and pretended to never see it in my life....playas you know how we do it...

This is a sequel to the classic 28 Days Later that seemed so real to me it actually scared the shit out of me initially.. This one was slightly different, it didn't have that live feel of the orginal. You kind of knew what the deal was but I like how they started with the fam and the daddy acting a fool by looking out for #1 and letting those Monsters look foolish, dude was a savage pure savage...That's all I got to say on that one...

My boy Stringer Bell from the Wire came through and was just as cold an kaniving as he was on The Wire... I hated thos kids and man they were shipped off to boarding school for a reason...they deserve it...Thats why when dad became a monster he was trying to get payback on them lil bastards....The Zombies seemed more advanced, And it was kind of real with us Saving Our British Bretheren and taking over, but yet when we helped out thos lil bastard kids made the problem come back even bigger. They used elements of a Blair Witch Project at time but it still felt like a movie...I am feeling the "Somethings gonna Happen Music" It was tight and fit to a T. I didn't like the end so there is no hen even though I am feeling a third, I will go and sneak into that one fa sho....second day. All in all Check it out it's worth a non matinee ticket...but not 4 so make sho you leave those bad ass kids at home...

Miss Pupusa : And they cousins....

I give this movie 4 pupusas and one litter of PEPSI.....another good movie.

The sequel to 28 days later. I saw 28 days later, i remember the point of the movie but not much of the movie itself. I still went to go see the sequel.

Now, although this is a movie, first thing i would like to rant about is them white folks.

What the fuck is up with them? Why when they are 'safe' they choose to 'look' for shit/trouble.

Why not run the opposite way? why do you have to 'go see' 'go find out' what is going on!

RUN BITCH OR STAY PUT!!! its havok outside, people are dying, getting ate the fuck up.

If you save in a house why go 'lookin' to see what is going on outside????

Another thing.

Why dont white people whoooop on their kids?!?!?!?!?

Time-out dont cut it! sometimes you really need to beat their little asssesssss!

We got a brother and a sister in the movie.

Guess what? they go OUT the Safe Zone and bring back the virus....AAssss whoppin' for days!!!!!!!!!!

Then because the little boy has some sort of gene where he carries the virus but does not turn into 'one of them', they trying to save his life and his sister, yet his sister not immune to it, she can turn into one.

My ass would have left them there to be ate!

Now, the little boy ends up getting bit by his father.

I think that was dad's payback and whooop ass for leaving the safe zone and bringing back the virus.
What bothers me is the end of the movie.

Left open for a 3rd one.

But what happens to the brother and sister?

This is really bothering me that i don't know.

They did not show it, but they show that these infected poeple/zombies make it to another city.

Who am i blaming? U got it, the brother and the sister.

Hopefully if and when they make the third one, they show me what happened to the brother and sister, unfortunately i will have to wait until then.

Now, with that said.

The movie was good, a lot of Action, running, guns, blood, death, more blood.

Yes, we all like to see it, and yes, this movie has it. Got to like it. I'm ready for the 3rd one. BRING IT!

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Pupusas & Gumbo Movie Review May 14, 2007

Unity between Canada and USA...

please no more wars on Canadian soil....

Hey it's Movietime....


My name is Gumbo Jones

and My name is Miss Pupusa

We will be your resident Movie critics, which is brought to you by our sponsor "A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming soon to a bookstore near you

Gumbo :It's hot Miss Pupusa, and know what that means???

Miss Pupusa : What Gumbo?
Gumbo : It means that the Summer Movie season is upon us.... Our first movie we will be reviewing is Spider Man 3

The cast

Starring:
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten "she so sexy!!!!" Dunst, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, James Franco
Directed by:
Sam "Finally I'm able to make something to make people forget Evil Dead III" Raimi
Produced by:
Stan "I make all the cool comic books that get made into movies" Lee, Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr, Kevin Feige


MPAA Rating:

Gumbo : PG-13 for sequences of intense action violence. So you have to actually sit in this with yo bad ass kids!!

Miss Pupusa : And they cousins...

Distributors:

Sony Pictures Releasing...

Gumbo :Yes the same company that released the movies , Crossover and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 which are #3 and #6 on Rotten Tomatoes worst of the worst list. But we will give them a break

Now lets get you familiar with our rating system...

Gumbo : I give gumbo bowls, with 5 bowls and a fifth of Hen being the best... Somebody ate all the crab out my gumbo being the worst.

Miss Pupusa : I give pupusas with 5 pupusas and a Big cup of Salvadorian Horchata being the best and a 2 liter of diet coke being the worst. I'll start first.

First I would like to say that I Love the new spidey outfit.

I like this movie for it's action. Got a little mushy mushy and corny corny at times, but hey, we all get like that once in a while too. ~don't front~

What i love the most about this movie is when Peter Parker (AKA ~Spiderman) was feeeeelin' on himself and was dancing on the streets, then proceeding to buy some new clothes.
The Hair action was great, the moves were good for a 'white boiii'. ~i guess~

I liked how they tied in the killing of his uncle. I also liked when Harry faught Spidey and he ended up in the hospital but loosing some of his memories made him nice again. Love his smile and them pearly whites.

Spiderman: Great ~Good black spidey costume~

Venom: Great ~Loooove the black costume also~

Sandman : Good ~was not really feelin' on the green sweater~

Green Goblin JR. : Good ~Could have done a better job on the costume~

Overall to me the movie gets 4 Pupusas! Good ass movie.

Gumbo : Well I give this movie

3 bowls of gumbo and half a pint of Hen

Spidey was off the hook ecspecially when he turned black

Sandman was lame. and the whole way he became sandman was pathetic...what team of scientist is performing sand expiriements in the middle of the night??

Green Goblin Jr?? I like his look, but he really should have thought about following in his daddys footsteps? look where it got him.

Venom now he was who I came to see, He was a crazy fool.

Me myself I like the complex storylines even though it did seem they were trying to squeeze too much into one movie, kinda overkill. It didn't Have as many Love Scenes as "Casino Royal" (Thank You Jesus). But it was kinda sappy and all I could think about that MJ was That lil Ho...But she still sexy tho, (For a White Girl). With alll the fame spidey was getting, wasn't he making money? I know he was in New York but cmon, he couldnt get a better apartment? When he was trying to be cool I actually thought it was funny, he didnt look cool, he looked like he was on some ecstacy or sumthin.

If you like movies with a lot of shit in it... like me an my gumbo...then you will like this movie... check out the behind the scenes video I jacked from Sony with even more info..stay tuned becuase on thursday we will have our DVD of the week and also next week stay tuned for our review of 28 weeks later.

Trivia Who was Kirsten Dunst First Kiss in the Movies??? Name the actor and the Movie

leave a comment with the answer

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