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Hey it's Movietime....
My name is Gumbo Jones
and My name is Miss Pupusa
We will be your resident Movie critics, which is brought to you by our sponsor "A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming soon to a bookstore near you
Gumbo :It's hot Miss Pupusa, and know what that means???
Miss Pupusa : What Gumbo?
Gumbo : It means that the Summer Movie season is upon us.... Our first movie we will be reviewing is Spider Man 3
The cast
Starring:
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten "she so sexy!!!!" Dunst, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, James Franco
Directed by:
Sam "Finally I'm able to make something to make people forget Evil Dead III" Raimi
Produced by:
Stan "I make all the cool comic books that get made into movies" Lee, Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr, Kevin Feige
MPAA Rating:
Gumbo : PG-13 for sequences of intense action violence. So you have to actually sit in this with yo bad ass kids!!
Miss Pupusa : And they cousins...
Distributors:
Sony Pictures Releasing...
My name is Gumbo Jones
and My name is Miss Pupusa
We will be your resident Movie critics, which is brought to you by our sponsor "A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming soon to a bookstore near you
Gumbo :It's hot Miss Pupusa, and know what that means???
Miss Pupusa : What Gumbo?
Gumbo : It means that the Summer Movie season is upon us.... Our first movie we will be reviewing is Spider Man 3
The cast
Starring:
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten "she so sexy!!!!" Dunst, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, James Franco
Directed by:
Sam "Finally I'm able to make something to make people forget Evil Dead III" Raimi
Produced by:
Stan "I make all the cool comic books that get made into movies" Lee, Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr, Kevin Feige
MPAA Rating:
Gumbo : PG-13 for sequences of intense action violence. So you have to actually sit in this with yo bad ass kids!!
Miss Pupusa : And they cousins...
Distributors:
Sony Pictures Releasing...
Gumbo :Yes the same company that released the movies , Crossover and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 which are #3 and #6 on Rotten Tomatoes worst of the worst list. But we will give them a break
Now lets get you familiar with our rating system...
Now lets get you familiar with our rating system...
Gumbo : I give gumbo bowls, with 5 bowls and a fifth of Hen being the best... Somebody ate all the crab out my gumbo being the worst.
Miss Pupusa : I give pupusas with 5 pupusas and a Big cup of Salvadorian Horchata being the best and a 2 liter of diet coke being the worst. I'll start first.
First I would like to say that I Love the new spidey outfit.
First I would like to say that I Love the new spidey outfit.
I like this movie for it's action. Got a little mushy mushy and corny corny at times, but hey, we all get like that once in a while too. ~don't front~
What i love the most about this movie is when Peter Parker (AKA ~Spiderman) was feeeeelin' on himself and was dancing on the streets, then proceeding to buy some new clothes.
The Hair action was great, the moves were good for a 'white boiii'. ~i guess~
I liked how they tied in the killing of his uncle. I also liked when Harry faught Spidey and he ended up in the hospital but loosing some of his memories made him nice again. Love his smile and them pearly whites.
Spiderman: Great ~Good black spidey costume~
Venom: Great ~Loooove the black costume also~
Sandman : Good ~was not really feelin' on the green sweater~
Green Goblin JR. : Good ~Could have done a better job on the costume~
Overall to me the movie gets 4 Pupusas! Good ass movie.
Gumbo : Well I give this movie
3 bowls of gumbo and half a pint of Hen
Spidey was off the hook ecspecially when he turned black
Sandman was lame. and the whole way he became sandman was pathetic...what team of scientist is performing sand expiriements in the middle of the night??
Green Goblin Jr?? I like his look, but he really should have thought about following in his daddys footsteps? look where it got him.
Venom now he was who I came to see, He was a crazy fool.
Me myself I like the complex storylines even though it did seem they were trying to squeeze too much into one movie, kinda overkill. It didn't Have as many Love Scenes as "Casino Royal" (Thank You Jesus). But it was kinda sappy and all I could think about that MJ was That lil Ho...But she still sexy tho, (For a White Girl). With alll the fame spidey was getting, wasn't he making money? I know he was in New York but cmon, he couldnt get a better apartment? When he was trying to be cool I actually thought it was funny, he didnt look cool, he looked like he was on some ecstacy or sumthin.
If you like movies with a lot of shit in it... like me an my gumbo...then you will like this movie... check out the behind the scenes video I jacked from Sony with even more info..stay tuned becuase on thursday we will have our DVD of the week and also next week stay tuned for our review of 28 weeks later.
Trivia Who was Kirsten Dunst First Kiss in the Movies??? Name the actor and the Movie
leave a comment with the answer
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1 comment:
LMAO- love the rating system- both of you.. guess this means i will have to sit down and watch the first 2 spidermans so i can look @ this one.... thanks for giving me more work guys!
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