A Dangerfield Manifesto Update October 1st, 2007

Listening to:Teedra Moses " Complex Simplicity"
Mood : Tired

Hello everyone...
Life is very complex...yet so simple.... I have had a multitude of feelings and emotions while I'm working on the final edits to my book...So many emotions..Such a story I'm pretty sure I'm going to ruffle feathers..but know what..fuck it...
anyways...I'm wondering if anyone has seen the movie "The Secret". It has been recommended to me and i will be watching it sometime this week...It's supposed to be life changing....We will see...I'll let you know my thoughts over the week...I'm killing myself in preparation of releasing A Dangerfield Manifesto.... When I say that I mean i am working night and day....No suicide.....yet....whatever it takes to sell a book...I'm in the business of selling books people...anyways...back off my tangent...

I was speaking today about the effects a person can have by doing the simple things...
I ask.... do you appreciate the simple treasures in life?? I'm serious and I would like to pick your brain on this...
Do you appreciate waking up in the morning?
being able to brush your own teeth?
Wiping your own ass??
Do you appreciate being able to read?
Having food in the refrigerator?
having a job?
Having one friend to talk to?
A significant other to hug?
Kids who yearn for your attention?
I wonder.....

I came to this point as I deal with my own paranoia
Having someone in my life who has opened my eyes...to the simplistic things...
It's not about the gift...
it doesn't matter how much it costs..
it doesn't matter what the gift is

It is the act that matters...
the production of the gift...
how it is given...
lt is about the meaning behind what is given...most gifts are given for selfish reasons...like to show what an individual can do for you...as opposed to taking the time to put some thought into it being special...

you don't need a holiday to do something nice for people you care about....
Crazy...
I am working on allowing myself to let someone to get close to my heart.............and we are on the right road..
It's easy for me to keep a distance...So hard to let someone in to see the good in my heart...
Now listening to: Robin Thicke "Complicated"
Mood : Burnt out.....

A Dangerfield Manifesto Update September 28th, 2007

Listening to "What They Gonna Say To Me" Beanie Sigel.

Mood : Reflective

I left you all with my last thoughts on the company I was dealing with in releasing my book... Well it looks as if we are going to reach a deal..
Happy Happy Joy Joy....

I'm mulling over ideas on what the sequel will be...if one...it only makes sense as i have a couple of more stories to tell...one way is to further delve into my character...another is to further tell my story... Or I can just go in a totally new direction.... I guess we will see in the upcoming months.....

I recently had small conversation with a lovely lady who posed the question...would I want to be good at Love or be good at making money...?

I stated that I've wasted lots of money in life as it has never been a problem to make money...

I would rather be be happy with a good love...I'm constantly suffering from the pain of inner demons eating me alive...No amount of money can push these demons away....but maybe if i was better at handling my relationships It could help....Fuck money give me love....but.................. Love doesn't pay the bills!!

I'll close out with a Poem I am making public for the first time...

Entitled " Addicted to Pain"

I’m tired

Of the people in my life

Irritated very easily

Tired of this fucking show

This artist I’m working with

Maybe it is more than I can chew

Or is it more than I want

No hope

No talent

I am just weary of shit

When I stop spending money

When I am not partying

Some of my friends stay away..

Then I ask

Are they really my friends in the first place?

I am failing myself by allowing people to continue to step on my heart

Got rid of the woman in my life

Maybe it’s a start

Presenting myself with the opportunity to shed the unneeded skin

The unneeded drama

The useless pieces of shit out of my life who are not good for my mental well being

I gives a fuck

Fuck them bitches

Fuck them niggaz

How can I ask them to treat me better

When I don’t respect myself enough to not deal with them

I must not love myself

I must not love sanity

I must only enjoy the pain

I must be addicted to the pain…….

Listening to : "Full Of Smoke" By Christion

Mood: Relived

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A Dangerfield Manifesto Update September 25th, 2007

Currently listening to "Fallin Out" by Keyshia Cole
Mood Creative...

I have been negotiating with several companies about releasing "A Dangerfield Manifesto" through their companies... I find that if you have money to put up...getting a company to distribute your book is alot easier than a record deal...I've identified one company and they are the front runner in terms of what they offer for my money...The one hold up is that the price I would have to pay for my own book...it seems outrageous and i will not sign with them if the terms don't change.... I will be able to retain 100 percent ownership of the copyright....but If they don't change a couple of things...The biggest problem being final approval of final edits and price for my OWN MUTHAFUCKIN BOOK!! Then i will sign with a lager company who will take 60 percent of everything.... 40 percent of something is better than 100 percent of nothing....

I will leave you with some thoughts for the day...

Life is tough...I refuse to lower my expectations....

Without a solid plan things are destined to fail....
any successful corporation has a plan that they have stuck to...I am a business minded man who continues to torture himself with my hope for a better personal life... I'm a pessimist at heart...the fucked up thing is that I have an optimistic mind.......

Now listening to
teachme Musiq Soulchild....

Mood....Relieved

A Dangerfield Manifesto Update September 24th, 2007

Currently listening to :

I Want to Know What Love Is

by Foreigner

Current mood.... Hungry for success....

It has been a struggle to come out with this book. Sometimes I feel dragged down by the energy of those close to me......

I ask...have you every been frustrated by other people around you?

Frustrated by their inability to follow through with what they say?

Frustrated by their constant talk about what they are going to do with a lack of action?

Have you ever felt as if sometimes it is just best to say nothing because people don't necessarily want to hear the truth from your mouth?

Sometimes I get tired of the position I have put myself in.

I have become a hostage by my own love.
The love of those close to me, unconsciously I despise being looked upon for leadership.

But my ego won't allow me to take the backseat.
It's crazy..My hunger for a glory, I get self satisfaction from being the first option people turn to when they need help...crazy,sick....I don't know


I am making so much progress with the book...I am close to finalizing a release date, finishing up the cover and final edits as we speak.....It is great feeling.

I'm in love with the new Keyshia Cole album.....It's no secret I have a special fondness for hoodrats who make it out the hood....lol... I especially love track #3 called Fallin Out...I've decided to add it to my unofficial soundtrack to "A Dangerfield Manifesto".

I will be filming the trailer for "A Dangerfield Manifesto" October 13th- October 20th

Contact me if you are interested in participating....

I'll leave you with couple of thoughts from my mind this past week

I've been hurt so many times before...just tired of hurting....tired of pain...I'm a man full of contradictions...A man who has made his share of errors...a man whom from the outside appears to have made some decent decisions...except love...my decisions have helped everyone except for myself.. Why do I continue to do this to myself. I thought I could be strong enough to handle this...but I'm not....I'm so mentally fragile...so mentally weak...


2008 A Dangerfield Manifesto will be in stores.....Stay tuned for more Drama from Dangerfield Artistic Entertainment

Now listening to " When a Womans Fed up by" R Kelly

reality tv round up monday 6/18

so yeah, i watch too much tv and i should be working on my book (that you all will be buying this fall, right?) but i figure i watch so that you dont have too. and tonight started slow, but ended as a great one.....

up first: Wife Swap
same as usual, wife moved in with new family, is appauled at what she finds. rules change comes- drama ensues.. everyone makes up and is loving and happy until the parents meet @ the end and act up.

new this week: dad of the out of control family spends the whole second week crying and the 'rule with the iron fist' mother has nails that would make the ghetto-ist stripper say "HAWT DAUM! you need to cut them shits and get a fill"
overall, the best part of the whole last 30 minutes that i saw was the "boom shaka whaa whaa" axe body spray commercial with the black chick booty shakin for the produce guy all over the apples. i'll post it if i can find it- it rivals the berries and cream commercial that entertained me all afternoon.


next: the Ex Wives Club
first time ever seeing this show and i must say- HILARITY! marla maples (donald trumps 2nd ex wife) shar jackson (from moesha and k-fed baby mama) and angie everhart (ashely hamiltons ex wife and sly stallones ex fiance) get together and help women deal with a failed marriage. seems like it could be helpful for folks, right? but honestly, its just funny as shit to me.

why you ask? the hosts.... marla got her man by being the mistress and fuckin up the first wives spot, and of course, chose 'the hair' as a mate. angie cant even make it a year WHEN she gets down the isle. her taste in men: rocky post set in of the down syndrome and someone i dont know if i recognize or not- isnt he the oompa loompa tan guy? and shar.... well that bitch aint even get a ring and got left by the poster child for corny, trailer park fools everywhere for an 'alleged' meth addict- nuff said

anyway...boring overall, but i stayed watching to see the chicks blow up a boat (damn i want to do that too) and shar stalk the ex husband....i'm going to need one more episode to decide if i will waste my life with this show


and finally: Making the Band 4
Pulled my night out the shitter....Why is the little asian boy (Sam) from Fairfax my early favorite? AND he SANG- luther at that... can you woo woo woo for me little dim sum man?!!?? too bad he cant dance and goes home for not fitting 'da band' profile. and the church boy from orlando (Julius) yeah, i'ma need him not to make me catch the Holy Ghost all while knowing puff dragon is going to chew him up and spit him out... i LIKE him- but the cryin got to stop- MAN UP BABY BOY!... and of course, there are a few guys to snaps short of a full tank of splenda, i'm thinking the really good dancer/singer white boy- Dan- may be one of them- tho undercover. and deAngelo- yeah i'm worried that he slides to the side too- but i need more of him to be sure...... and the token fat boy, Michael- that i'm pullin for, but alas, i think hes going to go the way of my pudgy fav from the first danity kane season, Dominique. overall, looks like it will be a good season, as long as there are some fights. guys arent as good for the petty cat fights that make good tv like the chicks, man. but from the previews, it looks like they may just pull that one out for me.

and i do have some questions:
-is this ahnk rahs first season with them or did i miss the ears the first time... brother know his shit, but damn it if be dont make fresh prince look normal. (sexy as he may be- y'all know will could play dumbo in the stage play without wardrobe)
-does puff dragon fire lori ann? ohh ohh ohh drama... LMAO @ him telling her she talk too much and to shut the fuck up. i love my girl- but damn it have been waiting YEARS to hear that lol

suggestions:
-dont make these boys cry... we'll lose respect and from the past history of mtb in record sales, y'all need all the help you can get!
-last suggestion: can we NOT play my signature "jaz need to get up on a stripper pole" song during eliminations? i'm trying to pay attention and learn names and shit and they are making it hard when i hear jeezy break out with "we got hundreds on the table, fifties on the floor.....AND I LUV IT"... i mean really how is a chick supposed to not drop it like its hot & make it clap and pay attention when that shit comes on? help me help your ratings puff-dont make me pull out the stripper alter ego during key moments of the show.


until next time.............

you make me better

i'm a movement by myself, but i'm a force when we're together


and you betta believe that shit lol.. anyway... i'm feeling this song so much right now, just had to give you my thoughts.

first things first... why is it that more people don't subscribe to this mantra? (i admit i'm guilty of this in the past as well) why would any logical person get with someone that cant better them in some way? oh yea, most of us aren't logical lol... but really- i don't mean money (tho if that's your thing, do you) but overall... why be with someone that can't help you be that force?

you see it everyday...people in relationships (be it an actual relationship, a friendship, a kinship,etc) with people that are nothing but toxic to them. always bringing out the worst qualities, but they hang on like the world will stop spinning if they let go. what is it? comfort? familiarity? sex? no way out? not wanting to be rude? and the person in question is very obviously unhappy, unrepresented, stifled....

FOR WHAT?

there's nothing wrong with demanding that the people in your life compliment you and your mission in life, whatever that may be... you want to be president, make sure your first lady is media proof; you wanna be a doctor, you cant date a meth-head; you wanna be a weed connoisseur- your partner better too (hey, some have goals that differ from the norm lol); you want a faithful man- your partner cant have prostitutes on speed dial

STOP SETTLING FOLKS

so i'm going to start the movement with me... all you toxic mfs need to KIM.... i'm on to bigger and better, because i'm a movement by myself, and if i'm going to upgrade you- you better be able to do the same for me

sup-sup-SUPERHEAD!

yes bitches, shes back... and since i just wasted 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back on this chick, whats 5 more to assist ya'll in wasting your 10 minutes....

so, thanks to my favorite blog, www.ybf.blogspot.com (check it out, chica is hilarious), i stumbled upon this ho's website... wait, i forgot, i'm trying not to refer to fellow sistas as ho's... so the original black girl lost (OBGL) is back in effect... posting her video diaries.. i didn't bother looking at the rest of the site- the videos provided enough hilarity, i don't think i could take viewing this chick taking herself any more seriously than she already is...

anyway, the OBGL got footage of the "original king of r&b" BOBB-BBYY [/whitney screech] sleepin on her mutha fuckin couch, snoring in all his glory, booger in the nose and all. due to my personal relationship with niggas sleepin on my microfiber, i found his extremely amusing...
what else?
OH OH OH ... this chick has a publishing house now! congrats ho, i mean OBGL. sad part is i thought about sending her something for about .012 seconds, under the thought that i would get through to her much quicker than a large house, until i realized that i want good reviews, not a warning from the CDC about a possibility of contracting chlamydia from the purchase of my book.. ah well.... guess i gotta keep doubleday on speed dial lol

and AND... her own line of cars.. the vixen collection...the rover was actually pretty hot and i would drive it proudly, but the blatant showing of the vicki secret bad in the backseat multiple times, was just too funny for me not to mention. we know you get paid off suckin dick- we know you had mr marcus about to pop a vien in his head... but i'm sayin- can we try to stay legitimate? lol

yeah, i know this sounds a little hater-ish, but honestly its not. i cant agree with her methods- but OBGL got the attention and fame she wanted. any means necessary i guess. but i haven't seen a site that contained more unintentional hilarity in a long time.your welcome for the boost in hits, OBGL!!!

http://karrine.com/home2007.html

good night honeys!

did you miss bike week 07.. heres a recap!

show slide shows for ya...

the bikes:

the cars:

all smiles:

the fukkery:

and some videos for good measure:

wipe me down 1 & 2

and ahhh yes....pattersons finest lol

A Dangerfield Manifesto: A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 05/27/07

A Dangerfield Manifesto: A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 05/27/07

A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 05/27/07

How is everyone? I have started pushing our promo campaign a little harder now. We have the logo done and a couple of promotional materials I would like feedback on. Tell me what you think. I need to see everyones opinion. It is something I think we can all enjoy.

Besides what you see up there take a look at the rejected logos.... The one that looks Japanese and you see on the promo materials is the final version.

I'm actually enjoying this ride...as maybe the sequel could be part of the proccess Of getting this book done with all the drama I continue to live in....I did a song that said " I live My Life Like A Movie" and never before has that rang so true.....

My editor has quit on me so I am in search of a new one who can get the job done. Anyone who knows me knows that working under me is rough...my demands are high, but I reward those who come through. But whatever life goes on and it's only what we make it.

I'm going to leave you today with a poem featured in

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Conclusions..

I’ve came to one conclusion amid this mass confusion
The harder I try to win at love the more I end up losing
My faith and confidence in what is wrong and what is right
How come every woman who is attracted to me is no where near my type?
Maybe I do attract my type but when they are around I don’t speak my mind
Why do I continue to look so far into the future with every find?
I dream
Of a relationship that might not exist
Where the devotion can be felt by the simplicity of a kiss on the lips
Where the passion can be absorbed by the effortless phrase” good morning baby”
There is such a fine line between being in love and being labeled crazy
I’ve came to one conclusion as I struggle to comprehend

Am I asking too much that my wife be my best friend?

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“Oh. . .Oh…my GOOOOOODDDDD!!!”

Another mind blowing orgasm courtesy of the most talented man I had ever met. Adonis was one of those guys who had the ability to touch you and set places on your body that you didn’t even know you had on fire. I’ve never checked, but I’m sure in the dictionary, Webster’s has this mans picture next the entry for “Latin Lover”. At 27 years old, six feet five inches tall, with a body of an ancient god, and eyes that would qualify as the lightest shade of hazel known to man- he certainly lived up to his name. Light skinned men had never been my thing, let alone Puerto Ricans, but for him- fuck it. He could be purple for all I cared. His skills were second to none.

I had met Adonis at the automatic car wash last summer. He was putting the finishing touches on my Super Kiss wash and shine. The stars must have lined up because I never even pay any mind to everyday people like that, but the sun caught those eyes and I was immediately hooked. Have you ever had someone not only undress you, but completely ravish you with their eyes? Well take that feeling and multiply it by five. In the thirty seconds I had him in my view before he started my tires, every hair on my body stood at attention wanting to just touch him. What came over me when I decided that for a tip, he was getting my business card and a quick flash of that hot pink G-string under my skirt was is anyone’s guess. I’ve never been the daring type, and I pulled away thinking to myself that I had lost my mind. I was married. My daughters’ booster seat was strapped into the back of the new Benz I got as a tenth anniversary present the month before. I handed him the card with the very same hand that held the three carat diamond and platinum band that my husband, Will, had put there symbolizing our lifetime commitment. Sure I was bored, even curious about what else was out there, but I would never cheat on husband.

Or at least that’s what I told myself as I pulled on the expressway toward the West side on my way home. Only in a city as small as Rochester could a drive to the other side of town take less than twenty minutes in rush hour traffic. It was times like these that I wished we lived in a city bigger than a minute. As much as I loved my husband, my family and my life in general, lately I couldn’t help but feel smothered, wanting more. At least if we lived somewhere with some tiny bit of anonymity, I could handle those little passing desires without thought that Will would be notified before I could pull my panties back up.

Don’t get me wrong, Will is everything any woman could ever want in a husband, father and provider. I worked purely because I loved it, not out of any need. I had a beautiful home in the neighborhood he grew up in and we both loved, and any want or need I could come up with was either met before I could ask or before I could even fix my mouth to get an attitude about not getting it. I guess that’s the downside to having a husband that seems to worship the ground you walk on. It takes a special type of person to have that kind of attention to detail and not get spoiled to the point of distraction. Until recently, I thought I was that kind of person. As it turns out, I guess I’m not. I guess it’s true what they say, you never really know people.

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i dont pump with chicks like that

hello again, its jasmine.. just wanted to leave you with a few more choice words of wisdom. since my last contribution was aimed at the fellas, this lesson will be for the ladies. as always, don't take it personal, unless you're offended- in that case, i'm probably talking to you. and one more thing... i would like to thank my sponsor- " A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon to a bookstore near you.

so you don't get along with other chicks, right?


BULLSHIT!

i'm here to bring you the truth.. the truth is other chicks don't like YOU. just accept it.
now i know that's kinda hard to pallet for some, but let me explain a little further. have a seat, this may take a minute...

lets start with terminology:
-girls: young in mind, physical age or both. girls worry about what others do, how it affects them, why it affects them, etc. nothing wrong with being a girl- but accept that shit and if you want it to change, then do something
chicks: my general term- doesn't mean girls or women... just the easy way to not say one or the other
women: these are the grown members of the gender... not particularly worried about what you do, because they have more focus on what they are doing. may be young or old- but either way they are on that grown stuff, not the pettiness. by grown, yes i mean mature.. you'll see 60 y/o ladies in church hats talkin shit like they are better than somebody... grown- of course, mature- nope, they are in their second childhood (or sadly, some never grew out of the first one)

"i don't chill with females like that" is a CLASSIC PHRASE. there are 2 reasons to use it:
1- you're too young to realize that if you want grown female friends, you have to be grown and seek out others like you;
2- you are a fake bitch and grown woman around you don't participate with you, so you hate on them.
anyone who says that and is over the age of 21 falls into the second category.

now.. on to the topic at hand- the truth about why you don't get along with other chicks. now pay attention: its not them- its you. now i'm not for one moment trying to say that they don't have their own issues... but lets be real- what in the HELL does that got to do with YOU and how you live your life?
lets all stand and repeat the classic phrase (yes, stand up now) "WHAT YOU EAT DON'T MAKE ME SHIT".
its true- i promise you. the color of that chicks hair, while amusing, possibly unprofessional or *gasp* better than yours has nothing, i say NOTHING to do with you or anything associated with you- unless you want to do it to. in that case, compliment the chick, call your stylist, and keep it moving.
females kill me with this talking 'shit issue' many of us seem to have. yeah, we all laugh and joke at times, but if you can spend an hour (shit, more than 10 minutes) and the only thing you have to say is negative shit about other people, then you, my dear,sweet GIRL need a damn life. nothing to talk about? then carry your ass to the museum, a show, go on vacation, read a book, watch the discovery channel, CNN, volunteer, donate blood, get a dog, read your kid a book- something, ANYTHING. because you are a boring ass person.

now i will admit, that horrid mess has come out of my mouth... and at the time, i was still young, impressionable and thought that all women acted like chicken heads, backstabbers, gossipers, etc... so i didn't want to be around that. little did i know the reason that is all i saw was because i chose to surround myself with people that weren't about shit. as i got older, i realize that yes, some people are just like that and its my choice to have only real, live, on they grown woman shit, bitches around me.
do we talk everyday? no.. we get our hustle on. who has time to gossip on the phone ALL day?
do we hate on each other? no.. we know we all fly and we will tell (out of love) each other if someone isn't stepping right or if there are a dumb ass move about to be made.
do we talk about decisions someone makes/ is about to make behind their back? nope, you get an opinion the first time its brought up, from that point on, the decision and the aftermath is on you (tho, we will be there for each other if there is a fallout). gossip on the back end does nothing but take up time that could be used on real grown women stuff
that's what REAL friends (male or female) do. you get what you give people!

now there are a few exceptions to this rule....
-you find a bitch in your bed with your man.. then by all means.. beat her (and his) ass.. do it quickly before the cops get called and regain your composure before they get there. you're a lady lets remember and ladies win in court. get it together.
-you get the ever popular 'teeth suckin' or 'she think she cute' BS- that you hear directly. in that case, you can break formation MOMENTARILY with ONE snide remark if its really that serious. my favorite is to reply with "is this your shirt?". (you'll get it in a minute. if you don't, refer to the definition of a girl) .a remark you have to think about is a pretty safe bet that a girl will need a minute to regroup, allowing you to K.I.M. and i do mean K.I.M.- do you really have time to sit there and argue? if you do... then see the advice i gave the girls- you need a reminder. if you hear it on the back end- guess what? you are that much of the shit fora girl to feel like her time is better spent on you instead of herself and consider yourself lucky

so, in short, anyone that says "i don't pump with bitches, they are fake" is really telling you "real bitches don't pump with me because i'm not grown yet"
please, for all of our sakes, be a real bitch on your grown woman shit


enjoy life ladies!! and don't forget:" A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon to a bookstore near you.

Gumbo Jones & Miss Pupusa DVD Review 5/23/07

Keith and Johnny say

" Gavin Newsom was Right...We want to be together...forever...if men can wear pink, then it is ok that we shop at the Mac Store for mascara and lipstick...we love to hug and kiss!!"



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It's MovieTime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Gumbo Jones!!!!

And I'm Miss Pupusa!!!!!

Welcome to our First "Classic DVD Review"

We would first like to thank our most gracious Sponsor : " A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming Soon To A Bookstore near you.

Gumbo: We will be reviewing The Cult Classic Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


MISS PUPUSA: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.

Gumbo :I did not....


Directed by
Gore Verbinski

Starring
Johnny Depp Geoffrey Rush Orlando Bloom

Keira "I'm too Sexxxy for this movie" Knightley Jack Davenport and Jonathan Pryce

Distributed by
Walt Disney Pictures yes... I know they did Snow Dogs, Piglet's Big Movie, and White Fang 2 But this you can still watch even though your bad ass kids will love it!!!

Miss Pupusa : and they cousins..........

Gumbo : Well I GIVE THIS MOVIE...Somebody ate all my crab......

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!!

Gumbo : Anyways................ The movie starts off with a man in some makeup flirting with these guards so he can steal a boat....

the sexxxy asss white girl falls in the water trying to commit suicide because of her overbearing boyfriend.

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!! It didn't go like that!!!!

Gumbo :Is This my time??? I belive it is my time too shine, you will get your chance...Anyways, after this part Miss Pupusas little furture chinese food dog kept barking at me and trying to drink my liqour so it was hard too pay attention..

Miss Pupusa: Whatever!!!

Gumbo: so by the end of the movie that I WAS ALREADY BORED OUT OF MY MIND WITH... I seen skeletons fighting and a man running on an island....very much lamo to the tenth power...I became so bored with it, I decided to get on myspace to pick up sexxxy as white girls!!!

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!!

Here is the real DVD Review


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

With sexy Johnny Depp





Handsome Orlando Bloom





I give this movie 4 pupusas.




Got to start by saying that Johnny Depp is fucken great. I love his acting.





What i love about this movie is the character he plays of course.





Drunk'n pirate. His whole get-up is good. Love the way he talks, walks, runs, and all the great face expressions he makes.





Gumbo :Don't forget that Sexxy White Girl





MISS PUPUSAS: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.







Orlando was great too. Sweet, sensitive, kind, hard working. Always doing the right thing.



I have an intriguing question though.





"What the hell was up in the old days? " who the hell said that wearing them old curly white wigs was cute? and are you only allowed to wear them at a certain age? I just dont get them and dont really find them cute or attractive.

Gumbo:You neeed money to buy a good wig...it was like having a big chain with lots of diamonds.



Miss Pupusa :Overall, the movie has action, there is a lot of chasing, running, drunk pirates, enough of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom to constantly smile about! There are a lot of sword fights and there are actually some funny parts in the movie.








Gumbo: Didnt you fall a sleep too?? in the middle of the day??


MISS PUPUSAS: i fell asleep too, but i had seen this movie before and i own it. Gumbo jones, you fell asleep and was your first time watching it period.











If you have not watched it, do so. Good pirate entertainment.

Gumbo: Once again We would like to thank our Gracious Sponsor : "A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming soon to a Bookstore near you.

Till the next time we will make sure we will see a movie worth watching as this is a movie you put on when you trying to get some action....sexual action....or you trying to put the kids too sleep cause only a fool would like this movie....

Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo you fell asleep!!!!

Gumbo : Somebody is feeling real emotional today...hmmm that hot latina blood in you

till next time people.........Holla

A Dangerfield Manifesto Update 5/18/07

Hello world...












Just giving an update of the progress of my beloved book
" A Dangerfield Manifesto",I've come to a realization that I am going to have to make personal apperances (Ugh) and also there is a strong possibility I may have to perform again..Marketing tells me not only will I have to do interviews, but I will also have to pull the publicity truck a I'm the only one who can complete my vision, ecspecially with the PR campaign I have implemented....I like to talk but I'm so moody that I am sure i'm bound to say something that will ruffle a few feathers...ecspecially being the arrogant asshole that is my core being. I actually am shy and have to get back in the hustle of doing something other than backroom politics such as gettin people fired and attacking my enemies...I am such a firm believer in the Allied Forces....It is so much the American Way....anyway

Like I said this book is pretty much one big ramble as at first I said "I am just going to write whatever comes into my head". Thinking from the outside perspective I wonder what would make me write a book?? I’m just a man who never really achieved the heights I should have, what could an underachiever have to offer the world? Well my life has been pretty eventful, and inspired by Alex Haley’s Roots, I want to examine my life. I want to examine the impact people around me and also how I impact their lives. So many ideals, so many stories.. I have partied with the rich and the poor, I’ve developed some lasting yet puzzling relationships with women across this country…Never been the sex symbol, not tall, not in the best physical shape but I guess I have that extra something that develops loyalty. Probably because of my intense loyalty to my people. At the conclusion of this book (provided I don’t die while in the process of writing it) I might not even have those same relationships. We may grow closer or they may decide that my complete honesty is no longer bearable. Who knows… I did say that this book is part therapy.
Till the next time...what I want to keep embedded in your head is... " A Dangerfield Manifesto" is coming soon to a bookstore near you....

you have no game

let me first introduce myself- this is jasmine, your friendly neighborhood jane of all trades. i'm here to tell you wants really up and may stop in from time to time to hold class. no,i dont have a teaching degree, but the nuggets left here cant be taught in the best of best universities, so pay attention ...I would also like to thank my Sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon to a bookstore near you.


sweeties, let me talk to you for a minute... there's a reason you are forever chasing and getting no where. quite simply, YOU HAVE NO GAME. yes, just like Craigs mama said- you have no game. so sit back, open your ears and let me help you. see there are rules, no commandments- in other words, if/ when you break them, you are fucked ( or not fucked, as this situations may be) in the interest of the short attention spans, i've cut the standard 10 down to 6 (no particular order), now pay attention!

1. so you bought me a drink (dinner, a move, a show, etc)? ok, great, thanks i appreciate it..but that is not game. that doesnt mean that you get to stalk me to the bathroom, the dancefloor, my car, ihop for breakfast or anywhere else for that matter. it doesnt entitle you to head on the dancefloor, invite you to touch me in anyway or any other such variation of the sort. you want all that, buy the chickenhead thats ass up, face down on the dance floor a drink- better yet, save your $7- she cant drink and cumguzzle simulataniously anyway.

2. apperance. check this out- a woman doesnt care if Denzel himself steps out the tv in his boxers a la Ricochet. brush your damn teeth! especially them gold joints (not for me, but some chicks like them) hot, stank breath and layers of yellowed tarter film on your joints is NOT whats hot in the streets. dirt under your fingernails in the midst of you trying to touch the na na- HELL NO (see research- thats one cause of that fishy smell y'all love to complain about) that 17XL white tee that would qualify as a floor length gown on me is not fashion. that salty tartness radiating from your nuts may get some women hyper SOMETIMES, but wearing it to work or the club is not at all attractive. in order to say you have any inkling of game, you dont have to be gq all the time, but you must have some decent sense in personal style and hygiene. (or at least be willing to shut the hell up, give me your credit card and let me play dress up on you until you can pretend that you actually put in the work to make yourself presentable)

3. hook yourself up. dont ask a friend of a friend of a friend, etc to do your legwork for you. what are we? 10? damn, cant even get a 'check yes or no box' note anymore. not my job to talk you up, get the scoop on if someone likes you or put in a good word. if you missed your chance -shame on you for not capitalizing when you had a chance. now get resourceful and find what it is you want or shut up and move on. we outnumber you anyway.

4. multiple women. the worst thing any man that claims he has game can do is get his women confused or let them cross paths (unless you are super G and they all know about eachother and dont care/wont cause drama- BUT trust me, you're not that G) now i'm not condoning this behavior, but damn it if thats what it is, then remember the bitches names, where you were what night and what event you went to with which chick. if you have to take notes to do this, you arent qualified to play this game because one of them will always find the cheat sheet and then they ALL know because the 'stop snitching' movement does not apply to sharing dick. oh- and WRAP IT UP. trust if you creeping, she may not know for sure, but her gut is telling her to throw those bcbg's in the air for someone else (and she IS doing so)

5. pussy- yeah thats mine, not yours. unless you are doing what you got to do to get your named stamped on it (or in some of your cases, penciled in). we dont owe you pussy, you arent entilited to it because you managed to leak out some indecipherable string of syllables that you thought was a compliment . FINESSE men, FINESSE! think goldie in the mack- NO, you are not goldie- and i'm not suggesting that you view yourself as a pimp or women as pros- but at least that nigga put the time in to get what he wanted. we know you are full of shit- but at least make it sound good. remember, we choose you- not the other way around, no matter how good your game is.

6. research. lets be clear- 7/10 times cosmo, elle, redbook and the like are full of shit. 9/10 times your homies are too. you need to sit down with your sister, mother, auntie....basically any woman you trust and get the real deal. yes, i can throw a leg or 2 behind my head if you're hooking it up right, but i'm not an acrobat on command. yes, your limp dick dance while you stand on the bed is cute and funny sometimes, buts not something you should do too soon or often. yes, i like getting flowers- but dead limp flowers from the club @ 2am will not get you head. yes, foreplay is great- but lil mama down there is senstive and you should get rid of those hangnails and get the dirt out from under them. yes, we are independent, but some of us still know how to take care of a man AND handle business without breaking a sweat and expect that you still know what chivelry is and how to take care of a woman.

now this is not to say you cant do all of this and still have some poor woman appreciate and reciprocate. but do you really want that woman? what i am saying that there is a certian level of finesse involved that some dont seem to understand. and of course, you can do all of this and get a chickenhead- but refer to #4- you REALLY want that? nope nope nope

And once again I would like to thank my sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" coming soon a to a bookstore near you.

Pupusas & Gumbo Review of 28 Days Later

OJ Simpson Says " I love the kids....and White Girls Too. Please stop buying your Oranges from the Street Corners in Oakland, Floridas Oranges are Juicier."

Gumbo :It's Movietime!!!!!!!!

Miss Pupusa : I'm baaack! Yet another movie i would like to express some feelings on.

Gumbo :We are back with our World Famous Reviews....

Miss Pupusa :But First We would like to thank our most generous Sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming Soon To a Bookstore Near You.

Gumbo : Movie: 28 Weeks Later

Genres:
Science Fiction/Fantasy, Suspense/Horror, Thriller and Sequel

Running Time:
1 hr. 31 min.
Release Date:

May 11th, 2007 (wide)
MPAA Rating:

R for strong violence and gore, language and some sexuality/nudity. For Sexy Asss White Girl looking bored ontop of some man!!!!

Distributors:
20th Century Fox Distribution...Yes the same people Who brought you entertainment such as Home Alone 4 and Fat Albert ...The Movie...but we'll give them a break this time...

Miss Pupusa : They did do Star Wars

Miss Pupusa :

Starring:
Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau Jr, Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne, Catherine McCormack

Gumbo : I honestly don't know who any of these people are

Directed by:
Juan Carlos "I want some Horchata" Fresnadillo

Miss Pupusa: "oohh i got plenty of that!"

Produced by:
Alex Garland, Danny Boyle, Andrew Macdonald

Gumbo : I give this movie 4 bowls of Gumbo but no Hen

I actually seen this twice, once with my son, then I went on a date and pretended to never see it in my life....playas you know how we do it...

This is a sequel to the classic 28 Days Later that seemed so real to me it actually scared the shit out of me initially.. This one was slightly different, it didn't have that live feel of the orginal. You kind of knew what the deal was but I like how they started with the fam and the daddy acting a fool by looking out for #1 and letting those Monsters look foolish, dude was a savage pure savage...That's all I got to say on that one...

My boy Stringer Bell from the Wire came through and was just as cold an kaniving as he was on The Wire... I hated thos kids and man they were shipped off to boarding school for a reason...they deserve it...Thats why when dad became a monster he was trying to get payback on them lil bastards....The Zombies seemed more advanced, And it was kind of real with us Saving Our British Bretheren and taking over, but yet when we helped out thos lil bastard kids made the problem come back even bigger. They used elements of a Blair Witch Project at time but it still felt like a movie...I am feeling the "Somethings gonna Happen Music" It was tight and fit to a T. I didn't like the end so there is no hen even though I am feeling a third, I will go and sneak into that one fa sho....second day. All in all Check it out it's worth a non matinee ticket...but not 4 so make sho you leave those bad ass kids at home...

Miss Pupusa : And they cousins....

I give this movie 4 pupusas and one litter of PEPSI.....another good movie.

The sequel to 28 days later. I saw 28 days later, i remember the point of the movie but not much of the movie itself. I still went to go see the sequel.

Now, although this is a movie, first thing i would like to rant about is them white folks.

What the fuck is up with them? Why when they are 'safe' they choose to 'look' for shit/trouble.

Why not run the opposite way? why do you have to 'go see' 'go find out' what is going on!

RUN BITCH OR STAY PUT!!! its havok outside, people are dying, getting ate the fuck up.

If you save in a house why go 'lookin' to see what is going on outside????

Another thing.

Why dont white people whoooop on their kids?!?!?!?!?

Time-out dont cut it! sometimes you really need to beat their little asssesssss!

We got a brother and a sister in the movie.

Guess what? they go OUT the Safe Zone and bring back the virus....AAssss whoppin' for days!!!!!!!!!!

Then because the little boy has some sort of gene where he carries the virus but does not turn into 'one of them', they trying to save his life and his sister, yet his sister not immune to it, she can turn into one.

My ass would have left them there to be ate!

Now, the little boy ends up getting bit by his father.

I think that was dad's payback and whooop ass for leaving the safe zone and bringing back the virus.
What bothers me is the end of the movie.

Left open for a 3rd one.

But what happens to the brother and sister?

This is really bothering me that i don't know.

They did not show it, but they show that these infected poeple/zombies make it to another city.

Who am i blaming? U got it, the brother and the sister.

Hopefully if and when they make the third one, they show me what happened to the brother and sister, unfortunately i will have to wait until then.

Now, with that said.

The movie was good, a lot of Action, running, guns, blood, death, more blood.

Yes, we all like to see it, and yes, this movie has it. Got to like it. I'm ready for the 3rd one. BRING IT!

Gumbo: So thats our review, We would like to thank our gracious sponsor " A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming Soon To BookStore Near You

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