Keith and Johnny say
" Gavin Newsom was Right...We want to be together...forever...if men can wear pink, then it is ok that we shop at the Mac Store for mascara and lipstick...we love to hug and kiss!!"
Please Stop celabrating Halloween in San Francisco's Castro District... Nightimes in Oakland are full of Adventure
It's MovieTime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please Stop celabrating Halloween in San Francisco's Castro District... Nightimes in Oakland are full of Adventure
It's MovieTime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is Gumbo Jones!!!!
And I'm Miss Pupusa!!!!!
Welcome to our First "Classic DVD Review"
We would first like to thank our most gracious Sponsor : " A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming Soon To A Bookstore near you.
Gumbo: We will be reviewing The Cult Classic Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
MISS PUPUSA: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.
MISS PUPUSA: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.
Distributed by
Walt Disney Pictures yes... I know they did Snow Dogs, Piglet's Big Movie, and White Fang 2 But this you can still watch even though your bad ass kids will love it!!!
Miss Pupusa : and they cousins..........
Gumbo : Well I GIVE THIS MOVIE...Somebody ate all my crab......
Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!!
Gumbo : Anyways................ The movie starts off with a man in some makeup flirting with these guards so he can steal a boat....
the sexxxy asss white girl falls in the water trying to commit suicide because of her overbearing boyfriend.
Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!! It didn't go like that!!!!
Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!! It didn't go like that!!!!
Gumbo :Is This my time??? I belive it is my time too shine, you will get your chance...Anyways, after this part Miss Pupusas little furture chinese food dog kept barking at me and trying to drink my liqour so it was hard too pay attention..
Miss Pupusa: Whatever!!!
Gumbo: so by the end of the movie that I WAS ALREADY BORED OUT OF MY MIND WITH... I seen skeletons fighting and a man running on an island....very much lamo to the tenth power...I became so bored with it, I decided to get on myspace to pick up sexxxy as white girls!!!
Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo You fell alseep!!!!!!!
Here is the real DVD Review
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
With sexy Johnny Depp
Handsome Orlando Bloom
I give this movie 4 pupusas.
Got to start by saying that Johnny Depp is fucken great. I love his acting.
What i love about this movie is the character he plays of course.
Drunk'n pirate. His whole get-up is good. Love the way he talks, walks, runs, and all the great face expressions he makes.
Gumbo :Don't forget that Sexxy White Girl
MISS PUPUSAS: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.
Orlando was great too. Sweet, sensitive, kind, hard working. Always doing the right thing.
I have an intriguing question though.
"What the hell was up in the old days? " who the hell said that wearing them old curly white wigs was cute? and are you only allowed to wear them at a certain age? I just dont get them and dont really find them cute or attractive.
Gumbo:You neeed money to buy a good wig...it was like having a big chain with lots of diamonds.
Miss Pupusa :Overall, the movie has action, there is a lot of chasing, running, drunk pirates, enough of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom to constantly smile about! There are a lot of sword fights and there are actually some funny parts in the movie.
Gumbo: Didnt you fall a sleep too?? in the middle of the day??
MISS PUPUSAS: i fell asleep too, but i had seen this movie before and i own it. Gumbo jones, you fell asleep and was your first time watching it period.
If you have not watched it, do so. Good pirate entertainment.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
With sexy Johnny Depp
Handsome Orlando Bloom
I give this movie 4 pupusas.
Got to start by saying that Johnny Depp is fucken great. I love his acting.
What i love about this movie is the character he plays of course.
Drunk'n pirate. His whole get-up is good. Love the way he talks, walks, runs, and all the great face expressions he makes.
Gumbo :Don't forget that Sexxy White Girl
MISS PUPUSAS: Shut up Gumbo Jones, you fell asleep.
Orlando was great too. Sweet, sensitive, kind, hard working. Always doing the right thing.
I have an intriguing question though.
"What the hell was up in the old days? " who the hell said that wearing them old curly white wigs was cute? and are you only allowed to wear them at a certain age? I just dont get them and dont really find them cute or attractive.
Gumbo:You neeed money to buy a good wig...it was like having a big chain with lots of diamonds.
Miss Pupusa :Overall, the movie has action, there is a lot of chasing, running, drunk pirates, enough of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom to constantly smile about! There are a lot of sword fights and there are actually some funny parts in the movie.
Gumbo: Didnt you fall a sleep too?? in the middle of the day??
MISS PUPUSAS: i fell asleep too, but i had seen this movie before and i own it. Gumbo jones, you fell asleep and was your first time watching it period.
If you have not watched it, do so. Good pirate entertainment.
Gumbo: Once again We would like to thank our Gracious Sponsor : "A Dangerfield Manifesto" Coming soon to a Bookstore near you.
Till the next time we will make sure we will see a movie worth watching as this is a movie you put on when you trying to get some action....sexual action....or you trying to put the kids too sleep cause only a fool would like this movie....
Miss Pupusa : Shut Up Gumbo you fell asleep!!!!
Gumbo : Somebody is feeling real emotional today...hmmm that hot latina blood in you
till next time people.........Holla
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