reality tv round up monday 6/18

so yeah, i watch too much tv and i should be working on my book (that you all will be buying this fall, right?) but i figure i watch so that you dont have too. and tonight started slow, but ended as a great one.....

up first: Wife Swap
same as usual, wife moved in with new family, is appauled at what she finds. rules change comes- drama ensues.. everyone makes up and is loving and happy until the parents meet @ the end and act up.

new this week: dad of the out of control family spends the whole second week crying and the 'rule with the iron fist' mother has nails that would make the ghetto-ist stripper say "HAWT DAUM! you need to cut them shits and get a fill"
overall, the best part of the whole last 30 minutes that i saw was the "boom shaka whaa whaa" axe body spray commercial with the black chick booty shakin for the produce guy all over the apples. i'll post it if i can find it- it rivals the berries and cream commercial that entertained me all afternoon.


next: the Ex Wives Club
first time ever seeing this show and i must say- HILARITY! marla maples (donald trumps 2nd ex wife) shar jackson (from moesha and k-fed baby mama) and angie everhart (ashely hamiltons ex wife and sly stallones ex fiance) get together and help women deal with a failed marriage. seems like it could be helpful for folks, right? but honestly, its just funny as shit to me.

why you ask? the hosts.... marla got her man by being the mistress and fuckin up the first wives spot, and of course, chose 'the hair' as a mate. angie cant even make it a year WHEN she gets down the isle. her taste in men: rocky post set in of the down syndrome and someone i dont know if i recognize or not- isnt he the oompa loompa tan guy? and shar.... well that bitch aint even get a ring and got left by the poster child for corny, trailer park fools everywhere for an 'alleged' meth addict- nuff said

anyway...boring overall, but i stayed watching to see the chicks blow up a boat (damn i want to do that too) and shar stalk the ex husband....i'm going to need one more episode to decide if i will waste my life with this show


and finally: Making the Band 4
Pulled my night out the shitter....Why is the little asian boy (Sam) from Fairfax my early favorite? AND he SANG- luther at that... can you woo woo woo for me little dim sum man?!!?? too bad he cant dance and goes home for not fitting 'da band' profile. and the church boy from orlando (Julius) yeah, i'ma need him not to make me catch the Holy Ghost all while knowing puff dragon is going to chew him up and spit him out... i LIKE him- but the cryin got to stop- MAN UP BABY BOY!... and of course, there are a few guys to snaps short of a full tank of splenda, i'm thinking the really good dancer/singer white boy- Dan- may be one of them- tho undercover. and deAngelo- yeah i'm worried that he slides to the side too- but i need more of him to be sure...... and the token fat boy, Michael- that i'm pullin for, but alas, i think hes going to go the way of my pudgy fav from the first danity kane season, Dominique. overall, looks like it will be a good season, as long as there are some fights. guys arent as good for the petty cat fights that make good tv like the chicks, man. but from the previews, it looks like they may just pull that one out for me.

and i do have some questions:
-is this ahnk rahs first season with them or did i miss the ears the first time... brother know his shit, but damn it if be dont make fresh prince look normal. (sexy as he may be- y'all know will could play dumbo in the stage play without wardrobe)
-does puff dragon fire lori ann? ohh ohh ohh drama... LMAO @ him telling her she talk too much and to shut the fuck up. i love my girl- but damn it have been waiting YEARS to hear that lol

suggestions:
-dont make these boys cry... we'll lose respect and from the past history of mtb in record sales, y'all need all the help you can get!
-last suggestion: can we NOT play my signature "jaz need to get up on a stripper pole" song during eliminations? i'm trying to pay attention and learn names and shit and they are making it hard when i hear jeezy break out with "we got hundreds on the table, fifties on the floor.....AND I LUV IT"... i mean really how is a chick supposed to not drop it like its hot & make it clap and pay attention when that shit comes on? help me help your ratings puff-dont make me pull out the stripper alter ego during key moments of the show.


until next time.............